White Kids Go Viral When Doing Nothing Remotely Interesting

Now, I won’t get all up in arms, because this is YouTube we’re talking about here. A cesspool of narcissism and superficiality, the place where intelligence goes to die and a, Who Can Be Stupidest? contest is continuously in motion  (except him! and her!). So when you talk about something going “viral” it usually  says diddlysquat about the quality of the content.

But still.

I find it profoundly odd that 90% of the time a video gets over one million hits, or garners national attention, it involves white people, and 90% of the time they are doing the most mind-numbingly mundane shit.

For instance, the JK Wedding Dance Entrance that got over 76 million views. (Because white people attempting to dance on beat to a Chris Brown song is as fascinating as it gets, folks.)

Or what about the white kid who went to the dentist? (+122 million views), the white kid crying about Britney Spears, (+43 million views), the white kid who doesn’t like his mom because she wouldn’t give him cookies (+98 million views), the white girl who sang a song about a day of the week (+34million views), and of course, a white baby who bit another white baby’s finger (+462 million views).

Yawn.

At least Antoine Dodson‘s i’gnant ass had charisma…