So Tell Me Why…

So Tell Me Why: Female TV/ film characters always excuse themselves on a date to go  “powder their nose”, when we all know they really mean “take a dump?”

Because: If you’re a true lady you don’t admit to experiencing essential bodily functions. You avoid all fiber rich foods up to 24 hours before your date, and if you can’t sneak out to find a Barnes & Nobles bathroom in time, you go “powder your nose” which will conveniently take 20 minutes.

These are your only options,

The Negress.

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