Weekly Dose Of Dumbassness

OBAMA’S 22 YEAR OLD HUG

photo via ABC news

If you’ve been unlucky enough to stumble upon Fox news you were “informed” that President Obama has yet again been pushed into the Radical Box Of Otherness for embracing the late Derrick Bell, Harvard Law Professor who fought to create more diversity among the faculty. And if you were lucky enough to stumble upon MSNBC this morning, you watched Melissa Harris-Perry shut that shit down.

RICHIE RICH ROMNEY GETS RUGGED

photo via USA Today

Campaigning in Mississippi Thursday, Romney’s advisers apparently thought the phrase “y’all”, casually mentioning grits, and wearing a fitted pair of jordache’s (dude would be the last person on the planet to own a pair) was a surefire way of winning over southern voters. Watch this epic fail:

FAKE LIL WAYNE RANTS VIA YOUTUBE

In his video “Why Don’t Men Listen to Women” YouTube user DANIGGAWITDATATTOOS tells us (in between hits) that its because “niggas don’t want to hear about nothin’ else but sports and fuckin’”, and that apparently, all women are constantly nagging about shallow, pointless stuff and rarely talk about “deep shit” –like politics or religion.

SMALL COUNTY WOULD MAKE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH MAD PROUD

photo via The Clinton Chronicle

Laurens County, in South Carolina requires all of its Republican candidates to adhere to a few rules: 1.) NO premarital sex 2.) NO homosexuals are people in favor of homosexual unions 3.) NO pornography and, of course 4.) “uphold the right to have guns, all kinds of guns”

SHE MAY BE A DISNEY PRINCESS, BUT SHE’S STILL BLACK!

photo via Jack and Jill Politics

Disney pictures its first (and only) black princess, Tiana, on the “watermelon” side of the Valentine’s Day card packet. One MIGHT cut Disney a little “we’re oblivious white people, it was an honest mistake” slack if only the white sleeping beauty wasn’t pictured on the “vanilla” side.

POLICE ARREST VA “ABORTION PROTESTORS” FOR LIKE, NO REASON, THEN GOVERNOR SIGNS BILL ANYWAY

Police in FULL RIOT GEAR arrest 31 peaceful protesters who gathered at the state capitol in Richmond Virginia to oppose the bill that would mandate ultrasounds for all women seeking abortion. Hmm. Aggressive, unwarranted force from pissed off police, Occupy flashbacks anyone? The only thing for governor Bob McDonnel to do, of course, was to sign the bill which goes into effect July 1st. A bill he says “can help the mother make a fully informed decision”. In GOP translation: “talk her out of it”

700 CLUB WANTS YOU TO PRAY THE TORANADOS AWAY

The 700 Club’s Pat Robertson told a caller that God would’ve intervened in the devastating Midwest tornadoes if more people would have prayed. That’s right folks, if you can’t put a stop to natural disasters capable of wind speeds of 250mph, you’re just not praying hard enough.

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